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A new study shows that a person's race and culture may play a role in whether they are likely to get Alzheimer's Disease. For example, Jewish men are 95 percent more likely to want to forget everything their mother tells them. |
The founder of WikiLeaks has just released 91,000 classified documents about the war in Afghanistan, and he says he plans to post thousands more. I just wish he'd hurry, because I breezed through those first 91,000. It's like waiting for the next Harry Potter. |
Federal agents in Fresno say they have arrested 100 people in an operation which netted over 1.7 billion dollars worth of marijuana. In related news, sales of Doritos in the Fresno area have fallen 50 percent. |
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